Some people never grow old -- like Benjamin Button. Rumors has it that Bejamin Button has a Chinese sister called Yu An living in Malaysia. The "younger" she grows, the more bubbly she becomes. Just look at her face -- it speaks a million words -- heart melting, charming, and cute (all together now"Awwwww...so sweet". Anyway, I saved her from doing the yearly blow job -- oops, I mean blowing the candle. Greedy me attacked her slice of high-fibre cake as soon as it arrrived. Without much thinking I scooped a generous chunk of her cake onto my plate -- alas, the damage was done. No candle should ever crown a gaping cake, that looked like an abandoned Kinta Valley lombong bijih timah after it has been dredged.
As usual, our ex-KDU gang came late leaving the birthday girl at the mercy of your truly & his better half. Here's a preview of the attendees & why they are always late:
1. Gheebs (Ah Beng Ko): "Haiyah, told you all go near near to Queensbay also dun want. Make me drive far, far go to e-Gate, so of course late lah. You know petrol price increase liao. Nearer better, no want to go Gurney area lah. Late, mah late lorr."
2. Nickie (one of the twins): "It's always my (twin) sister lah... always so slow in using the bathroom and some more steal my clothes, make me late nia. Also so hot, better wait for sun to set before venturing out".
Nickie, we know the real reason lah -- weren't you see humping Adrian at the back of your Satria?
3. Pinkie (the other twin): "Vice versa...refer to my sis' statement".
4. Tee Khoon: "Although I literally live a stone's throw away from e-Gate, i had to powder my nose and put on SKll (yeah, we can literally throw a batu kerikir from Secret Recipe e-Gate to his house).
5. Yian Nee: A lawyer. No further comments (hehehe...better not say anything otherwise i will kena chiang chian in court)
What a wonderful, endearing bunch!
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